the NBA. where singing happens.

ok, my little brother (shout out to Ogeezi, Univeristy of Houston '12, football squad) put me onto this video of then NBA hopeful Shan Foster. he can't wait to go to the NBA. so he made a song about it. i love this and worry for him at the same time. how often these days do we see that kind of innocent passion to join pro sports? but he has to know that he will be clowned for the rest of his life. and his days as a rookie on the Dallas Mavericks (assuming they keep him) just got really real. like, he just loaded the gun and put it to his head. but that's just my opinion.

anyway, let Shan take you on the magical, soulful, journey of his NBA dreams.



"take you off the dribble, go past my man-i'm in the lane, now watch me--slammm."


i would marry this dude, if only for the inevitability of more laughs. youtube video and song for our marriage. actually, there would probably be a video for the engagement. honeymoon. first child. house. dog. new dinette set. we'd be stars. until the novelty wore off, and he became a living, droning, whining music box that needed a change of batteries. but i'll think positive.

he did.